Tuesday, May 27, 2008
HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY TO THE MATRIARCH
Happy Birthday Mom!! Wow 70 great years. Mom I hope you have many more happy years full of great joy and happy memories! Oh my gosh who am I kidding. I have no great writing skills what soever... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I am about to make you proud mom.!! ---- I was at Walmart tonight buying your birthday card (attempting to)> I wasn't feeling the greatest and thought well I had better get to the bathroom quick!!! I quietly told Caleb that I had to make a quick exit to the bathroom.. We were strolling ever so careful that way when I realized I just wasn't going to make it so I told Caleb we were going out the back exit (closest) because I was pooping my pants. Well of course he wasn't going to get that one the first time so I had to repeat it again. He then got behind me and I asked him if it was falling out. He said mom are you kidding me -----well at this point I wasn't in the mood to repeat myself. I said keep walking and quit looking at my butt.. Hope I made you proud on your birthday mom!! I told my co-workers that you were 24 when you were blesssed with me(HaHa) and you had already had 3 others. I have a co-worker who is 40 and just found out she was pregnant with her first!!! As Carli would say - You Rock Mom!! Love you Debbie
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HILARIOUS! I AM STILL LAUGHING!!! HHAHAHAHAHHAA!
oh my gosh deBorah!!! i cant believe it!!! youre so funny!! our bowels are one in the same!! hahahahahah
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